My LEAST Favorite Alienson May 10, 2007 at 12:26 am
Last week I gave you my favorite aliens from favorite shows. Now, here is a list of top 13 aliens that I despise.
I saw this pic to the right and just had to show it!
1 – Jar Jar Binks (from Star Wars) – I don’t think any explanation is needed. Everyone agrees. Me-so want to hurt him.
2 – Jabba the Hut (from Star Wars) – Fat and disgusting, I can quite easily say that he’s been my least favorite since I was a child.
3 – Mac (from Mac and Me) – He was just a bad rip-off of ET. A really creepy-looking ET.
4 – The Bug (from Men In Black) – Icky cockroaches. And the guy steals a human’s skin.
5 – Tess Harding (from Roswell) – This evil chick got herself pregnant by Max, trying to break his bond with Liz. And worst of all, she ends up being Alex’s killer.
6 – Gowron (from Star Trek: TNG and DS9) – The bug eyes really creep me out.
7 - The Goa’uld (from Stargate: SG-1) – This parasitic race are basically worms that when inserted into hosts, take over their personality. Extremely powerful and extremely evil, they loved being worshiped as gods.
8 - The Kilrathi (from Wing Commander) – Cat-like bad guys? Not very intimidating. Costumes so bad they make you cringe.
9 – The Viidans (from Star Trek: Voyager) – Nasty aliens who harvest organs from other aliens and then use them on themselves, because they have a disease called ‘The Phage.’ You know those urban legends about people getting their organs harvested while still alive… Star Trek had to make nightmarish aliens out of it. Ick.
10 - The Xindi (from Star Trek: Enterprise) – The almost never-ending storyline that killed the franchise… for a while at least. Comprised of five separate sub-species, that all live on one planet, and supposedly evolved from a common ancestor. Yeah right.
11 - “God”/Sha Ka Ree (from Star Trek: The Final Frontier) – As Kirk says, “What does God need with a starship?” If you haven’t noticed, I despise aliens who call themselves “gods.”
… Okay, the Goa’uld, Baal, is the exception to this. But that’s just because he has a fun personality. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s extremely attractive.
12 - The aliens from Signs – Aliens that are allergic to water and try to invade a world that is 70% water? Oh well, the movie was suspenseful, and had a happy ending. Typical Shyamalan.
13 – Tom Cruise