If you feel that you suffer from any of these, please consult your local psychiatrist.

1. Sliderepsy - A common chronic neurological disorder that is characterized by recurrent unprovoked interdimensional travel.

2. Holomania - An obsessive-compulsive disorder involving an addiction to the holodeck where social relations or health are damaged.

3. Beamaholic - A person who is addicted to getting their molecules rearranged.

4. Warpirium - An acute and relatively sudden decline in attention-focus, perception, and cognition when traveling faster than the speed of light.

5. Vacuuphobia - A fear of being sucked into the vacuum of space.

6. Forcebitionist - The psychological need and pattern of behavior of trying to move objects by mind control. Also has an uncontrollable penchant for waving around lightsabers.

7. Nanopresis - Involuntary loss of certain motor abilities due to dependence on nanites.

8. Folie à clone - A rare psychiatric syndrome in which a symptom of psychosis (particularly a paranoid or delusional belief) is transmitted from one individual to his or her clone.

9. Echowookalia - The repetition of Wookiee vocalizations made by another person.

10. Mutantisphobia - A fear of developing super human abilities and/or abnormal characterstics (such as growing an extra limb or the epidermis altering to a blue hue).

11. Goa’uldthropy - A mental disorder where the victim believes he or she is a god and/or infected with a mind-controlling parasite.

12. Orionatic - An person obsessed with green aliens to the point of imitation. (Also a person who regularly paints their skin green and dresses as an Orion slave.)

13. Redshirtitis - An almost always fatal disease. The patient can die in any number of ways and usually on away missions.