Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Bewitched

 

Bewitched, starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell, was a pretty fun movie. Nicole did, eerily, resemble the former Samantha (Elizabeth Montgomery) at times. Though the movie did take a different approach on Bewitched. Kidman plays Isabel, a witch who decides she wants to live the life of a mortal. Ferrell plays Jack, a down-and-out actor who gets a chance to play “Darren” in the remake of Bewitched. Jack wants to be the star of the show, so he wants to cast a no-name actress for “Samantha.” Jack is egocentric and scene-stealing, but yet keeps a boyish charm that for some reason attracts Isabel. Isabel is a sweet, innocent, and naïve at times. Even when she gets mad and tries to get even with Jack for what he’s doing, she feels guilty and regrets it.

The scenes that I didn’t care for were the TV shows of Bewitched they taped. They were extremely cheesy and campy. I was hoping they would modernize it.

Other than that, I thought the story was fun, and the roles were cast wonderfully. It’s not going to win any awards. But if you’re looking for a light-hearted, feel-good movie I’d recommend it.

Blown Away By Batman Begins!

 

“Wow”… That’s the first thing I said when the movie ended. Batman Begins is probably the best movie I’ve seen in years. If it doesn’t do better than the latest Star Wars in overall sales (I don’t mean opening weekend), I’ll be surprised to say the least.

Yesterday, a friend surprised me with free passes to see the sneak preview to Batman Begins. I was looking forward to the movie, and jumped at the chance to see it early. Now, I was very skeptical that people had been saying that Bale would be a better Batman than Michael Keaton. After seeing the movie, I’d have to say… they were right! As much as I loved Keaton’s performances as Batman, Bale just took this movie to a whole new level.

Of course the supporting cast was excellent. Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Gary Oldman couldn’t have been better cast. Michael Caine portrayed Alfred, a wonderful foster-father-figure and friend. Morgan Freeman played the smaller role of “Fox,” an inventor and employee of Wayne Enterprises. Gary Oldman, of course, played the incorruptible Sergeant Gordon, and we get to see the beginnings of the relationship between he (the future Commissioner) and Batman. Look closely, and you’ll catch a glimpse of a crying baby, Barbara (aka Batgirl/Oracle) Gordon. Cillian Murphy played a wonderfully creepy villain, Scarecrow/Dr. Jonathon Crane. Bruce Wayne’s mentor and martial arts trainer, a complex character, was played by the great, Liam Neeson. Katie Holmes even did a pretty decent job as Bruce Wayne’s childhood friend who becomes a District Attorney of Gotham. All of the other minor roles were also cast very well. I could go on and on about them. Thankfully, they’ve already snagged Oldman and Bale for the next sequel. I’m hoping for Caine to return too.

The story was exceptional as well. The movie begins with Bruce Wayne in a prison in Asia, and we see flashbacks to his younger years, and the story develops as to why he’s there. The story is complex, but not to the point of being confusing. Gotham is headed for destruction, and is overrun with corruption and criminals. The story is how Bruce Wayne comes to the decision of fighting for his city, and overcoming his fears. We see the events and decisions that he makes that change Bruce into Batman. And how “Bruce Wayne” becomes the façade, and Batman the real persona. While this movie is darker than the other Batman movies, there are brief elements of humor as well.

Gotham itself was an amazing product of special effects. They really outdid themselves in that area too. Now, since this was the story of how Wayne became Batman, not a lot of FX were needed the first half of the movie. But what they did with Gotham and Batman’s gadgets were outstanding. Like I said, I could go on and on about this movie.

Generation X

 

Generation X, the not-so-famous pilot movie that was supposed to usher in a tv series that never made it to the small screen, was inspired by the original Marvel comic series by the same name.
With the villain cast with the annoying, over-actor Matt Frewer (Max Headroom-himself) and a strange plot, is it any wonder it flopped? The movie centered around the Emma Frost (the White Queen) played by Finola Hughes with a bad wig, Sean Cassidy (Banshee), a small group of teenage mutant students who come under attack by the mad-scientist doctor (played by Matt Frewer) in their dreams.

In this version, apparently all mutants with the x-gene have some level of telepathy. I guess they felt sorry for Jubilee’s limited powers of a neat fireworks display. And two mutant teens, Buff and Refrax, were created just for this movie. Characters like Chamber, the mutant with half of his face missing and replaced with just energy, and Husk, who can shed her skin to take on the substance of whatever material she chooses, were too high of a budget for them to take on. Though this movie did not have much display of mutant powers. It was still a good representation of how teens act and treat each other when they’re different. The teens were cast pretty well, as was Banshee.

Even though the special effects were cheesy, and the villain was extremely annoying, it’s still a fun movie. I’m glad I found it on Ebay.

Sahara

 

I just saw a sneak preview of Sahara last night.. found out about the free tickets at the last minute & jumped at the chance! This isn’t really categorized as a science fiction movie, but at many points it sure felt like it. Some aspects of the movie were much too hard to believe.

Steve Zahn is a favorite comedian of mine, & I usually enjoy Matthew McConaughey films. Penelope Cruz, I could take or leave. And my opinions of them didn’t change after this movie.

I’ll give a basic rundown of the plot for those who don’t know much about the film.
Dirk (McConaughey) has a life-long goal of finding a legendary Civil War battleship. When he receives a old Confederate coin from a local in Africa, he believes the ship somehow made its way across the ocean and into Africa. The other story (which became the main plot & somehow overlapped Dirk’s story) was about a couple doctors in search of a source of what they think is the beginnings of a plague that had started spreading through certain villages in Northwest Africa. The plot was really stretching it at points, especially trying to get the two stories to converge. At times I felt like I was watching two separate movies. But I don’t want to give anything away to those who will watch the film.

All-in-all it was a very fun, action/adventure movie. Without Steve Zahn though, I wouldn’t have liked it as much. He added a lot of laughs in areas where the movie might have dragged… and in some areas where there was action happening too! I think they hired Cruz on just her looks or cool accent, because she definitely didn’t shine as an actress. She was in most of the movie, but she had the personality of a houseplant. McConaughey played the same role he always does… the cute, funny, hero… who needs a shave.

Galaxy Quest

 

Galaxy Quest is my favorite all-time tv/movie spoof.. they overtly poke fun at Star Trek & it’s fans. The shows are nearly identical in nature. All of the (human) characters were well developed & hilarious. My favorites are Guy Fleegman/Sam Rockwell (Crewman #6) and Fred Kwan/Tony Shalhoub. I still have to laugh outloud when guy screams, a delayed-reaction after transporting. And Fred’s reaction is priceless, like a kid in a candy store.
The main storyline is that these once-popular actors of a hit show called “Galaxy Quest” are now out-of-work actors since their show got cancelled.  An alien race sees reruns of the show and thinks it’s real and asks the former crew for help fighting their enemy. The aliens even made their ship to be exactly like the one on the show. The actors are too ashamed to tell them that the show isn’t real (instead of historical archives), so they go along with it, trying to assume their tv show roles.. and comedy ensues. But there really is an evil nemisis trying to destroy this naive race. The actors even have to enlist the help of some over-the-top, extreme fans of the show (some trekker’s dream, i’m sure.. for the show to actually be real) to save the day, since they know more about the technical aspects of the ship from the cancelled show than the actors do. I love the line when Jason Nesmith/Tim Allen calls up one of the kid geeks and tells him that it’s all real. The kid yells, “I knew it!”. Yeah, these kids are grounded in reality.

Supergirl

Thinking about going as Supergirl for Halloween made me, of course, think about the movie.. It had so much potential. But the plot and villain (being just a witch) ruined it. The whole plot is that she’s trying to get back this little ball that she lost from her planet that supposedly they have to get back. If it was that important, they wouldn’t have been just playing around with it. I mean, Zaltar gets sent to this hell-like place just because he lost it. And Kara/Supergirl/Linda wants to return to a planet where they’d punish people like that? And the witch (Selena) automatically knows that this ball has powers and figures out how to use the thing right away.. even though it’s not even from her planet. Right. And poor Ethan doesn’t have much part in this film except to be a helpless, bumbling, victim.. which somehow still comes across as attractive. I like how they alluded to Clark Kent as Supergirl’s cousin, though why didn’t she just call herself “Kara Kent”. Kara is a common earth name too. And i doubt anyone would recognize her real name and say, “Hey, that girl’s an alien!” But no, they had to go with “Linda Lee,” when there’s already WAY too many “L” names.. ie: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, and Lucy Lane(Lois’ sister).. which sound too much alike anyway. At least she thought to change her hair color/style to look different from her Supergirl persona, unlike Superman who just uses the clever disguise of his glasses.
It’s also sad that it bombed so bad that they never even made a sequel.. which would guarantee to be better than the first. How could they do any worse? It already should qualify as a “B” movie.
But, though I’m almost ashamed to admit, I do own the movie. The special edition no less. Guess i’m just a sucker for super hero movies.

I, Robot

 

Law 1: A robot can never harm a human.
Law 2: A robot must obey all human orders unless it conflicts with the first law.
Law 3: A robot must protect itself unless it conflicts with the first two laws.

When I, Robot came out, I heard a lot of criticism, mainly because it wasn’t close to Asimov’s original book. But I was actually really impressed by how good this movie was. (It helps when you have low expectations, I know.) This may be my favorite Will Smith movie, next to “Independence Day.” Not only was it suspenseful and action-packed, but had a great plot with surprising twists as well. My only complaint was that they didn’t delve more into Sonny’s persona, the robot who was self-aware. This was a great character, part of the main theme of the movie. But Detective Spooner (Will Smith) was explored very well, and he brought a great comedic element to the movie. 

It’s the year 2035, Spooner, who hates/doesn’t trust robots, is assigned to a case where a robot is implicated in the murder/suicide of the scientist who created these robots. Robots are not supposed to be able to break any of the Three Laws of Robotics, mentioned above. But Spooner’s worst fears come true as the rollout of a new upgrade of robots number a ratio of 1 robot to every 3 humans.  And as it becomes apparent early on, these robots may not always follow the 3 “Laws.”

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Hellboy

 

When I first saw commercials for Hellboy I jumped to the wrong conclusion (I had never heard of the comic and assumed it was all just demonic). But when friends told me how great it was & that it actually had a good message, I decided to give it a try.
First of all, Ron Perlman was amazing as Hellboy. He was suave, funny, and endearing.. all while looking like a demon.. quite a feat in itself! The supporting cast was great too.
The best part of this movie was the deeper message that was a part of the story. Most comic book movies have their own special message, but some just have themes… Batman: revenge, Spider-man: “With great power, comes great responsibility,” X-Men: prejudism/equality, Daredevil: justice, etc… but Hellboy’s seems to run deeper. Maybe it’s just because what we seem to hear nowadays is just “You are just a product of your environment” and that “You can blame parents for how you turn out.” (Give me a break.) Whereas, Hellboy preaches that you are the choices you make. And you can’t blame anyone else for the person you turn out to be. Hellboy faces the ultimate good versus evil. What he knows is right/good versus what he was born for/his so-called “destiny.”
I love going to see movies when I have little-to-no expectations & being pleasantly surprised.
Bring on Hellboy 2!