If you feel that you suffer from any of these, please consult your local psychiatrist.
1. Sliderepsy - A common chronic neurological disorder that is characterized by recurrent unprovoked interdimensional travel.
2. Holomania - An obsessive-compulsive disorder involving an addiction to the holodeck where social relations or health are damaged.
3. Beamaholic - A person who is addicted to getting their molecules rearranged.